MUjo rjesava krizaljku :

Vrsta metala (4 slova): PLEH

Dio pribora za jelo (3 slova): ZUB

Zensko dijete (3 slova): ONA

Najmanji troznamenkasti broj (3 slova):000

Mjera za tezinu (4 slova): UTEG

Inicijali pjesnika Jesenjina (2 slova): PJ

Morski greben (2 slova): MG

Sestrin muz (5 slova): SAFET

Zlato (2 slova): ZL

Biblijska lijenost (3 slova): POP

Mjera za dragocjenost (5 slova): NOVAC

Dragi kamen (4 slova): MILI

Zajednica zene i muskarca (4 slova): STAN

Kokosji proizvod (4 slova): JUHA

Neizlijeciva bolest (3 slova): KAP

Najzdravije pice (4 slova): PIVO

Telefonski poziv (3 slova): ZVR

Grad u Italiji (3 slova): TRS

Vrsta zivotinje s kucicom (3 slova): PAS

Nije gladan (3 slova): JEO

Vidi sliku (5 slova): JESAM

Svecano odjelo (4 slova): CRNO

Hladno oruzje (3 slova): TOP

Muzjak vrane (6 slova): VRANAC

Kisik (1 slovo): K

Stanovnik Tirane (7 slova): TIRANIN

Dozivljaj pri spavanju (3 slova): SEX

Dio kupaonice (4 slova): VODA

so, without futher ado..WE ARE THE BORG (the collection )....

I am Pentium of Borg. Arithmetic is irrelevant. Division is futile. You WILL be approximated.

I am Forest Gump of the Borg. Futile is as futile does. Assimilation is like a box of chocolates.

We are Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile. But we're not home right now, so leave a message after the tone and we'll assimilate you later... (beep)

I am Fudd of Bowg. Wesistance is wusewess. Pwepawe to be Assimiwated.

My name is Borg - James Borg - license to assimilate.

We are Visual Basic of Borg.
If you <> "assimilated" then
you = "assimilated"
end if

I am Troi of Borg. I sense that you will resist assimilation. But I suggest you not resist. It is futile.

I am Arnold Schwartzenegger of Borg. You will be assi... uh, assim..., oh, you will be terminated!

I am Worf of Borg. No need to assimilate, I'll just crush you.

I am Julius Caesar of Borg. Veni, vidi, assimilavi.

We are the Borg. Resistance = voltage / current.

I am John Lennon of Borg. Imagine all the people... assimilated.

I am Porky Pig of Borg. Prepare to be as... assa... assim... I'm taking over.

Ferengi-Borg: Insert Coin for assimilation...

I am George Bush of Borg. READ MY LIPS - NO NEW ASSIMILATIONS!

I am Rambo of Borg. Resistance is the desease. We are the cure.

Borg, James Borg. Vodka martini, Gin is irrelevant.

I am Microsoft of Borg. Resistance izkx< GPF 0x5654 8820 Application RESIST.EXE has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down.

I am Shakespeare 'o Borg. Thou art assimilated, my good man. Ye shall not resist, for that is futile.

I am Robocop of Borg. I wonder if I am already assimilated.

I am Butt-Head of Borg. You will be...uhhhhh... It says ASS! This is cool.

I am William Shatner of Borg... and this is... Assimilation 911!

I am Alanis of Borg. Isn't it robotic? Don't you think?

I am Sinatra of Borg. Start spreading the news. We're assimilating today. You will be a part of it: the Borg, the Borg.

I am Pythagoras of Borg. Distance is irrelevant.

I am Yoda of Borg. Assimilate or do not assimilate. There is no 'try!'

I am Quark of Borg. You will be assimilated. But with the right amount of gold pressed latinum, I can overlook your resistance.

I am Cobain of Borg. Here we are now, assimilate us.

I am Slartibartfast of Borg, but my name is irrelevant.

I am JFK of Borg. Ask not what the collective can do for you, but what you can do for the collective.

I am Shatner of Borg. *You*...Will...Be...Assimilated!

I am Elmer Fudd of Borg. Be vewy, vewy quiet... I'm assimiwating wabbits. Heh heh heh heh heh.

I am Taz of Borg: RGGL FXZZ PTTHT!!!

I am Homer of Borg. Resistance is futile. You will be assimmm...mmmmmm Donuts.

I am O'Brien of Borg. You will be assimilated as soon as I finish fixing this bloody assimilation machine...

I am Scully of Borg. I am sure there is a perfectly reasonable explanation for your resistance...

I am Bill Gates of Borg. You HAVE been assimilated. You just don't know it yet.

We are Hugh of Borg. We wish to assimilate Troi. Geordi is our friend. He can watch.

I am Darth Vader of Borg. You will be assimilated. It is your desssssstiny.

I am Han Solo of Borg. I've got a bad feeling about this assimiliation.

I am Paul McCartney of Borg. Resistance is futile -- let it be, let it be, let it be.

I am Lwaxana of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated my little one.

I am Nixon of Borg. We are not assimilating you at this time. Trust me.

I am Ice-T 'o 'da Borg, motherf*cker. Low and behold, your sorry ass is about to become assimilated, man! And if you think you might be able to resist, we'll tell 'ya about futility, you irrelevant sucker!

I am Microsoft of Borg. The superiority of other products is irrelevant.

I am John Wayne of Borg. You will be assimilated, pilgrim.

I am Mick Jagger of Borg -- I can't get no, (pause) assimilation.

Beavis and Butthead: Assimilation like, sucks, huh-huh-huh...

I am Burns of Borg. Smithers! Assimilate them!

Yoda of Borg I am. Futile is resistance. Assimilate you we will.

I am Tweeti of Borg. I tawt I attimiwated a Puddy Tat!

I am Karol Wojtila of Borg. Pater, et fili, et spiritus assimilationi. Resistancum est futilius. Amen.

I am Bud of Borg. Can I assimilate you, please just once!?

I am Hamlet of Borg. To be assimilated or not to be assimilated? That is the question. Whether resistence is futile or not, aye there is the rub. To be assimilated and perchance to have funny things stuck into your head or resist and encounter more superpowerful entities in future episodes.

I am Humphrey Bogart. You will be assimilated. Maybe not here. Maybe not now. This could be the start of a beautiful collective.

I am Rubik of Borg, and the cube was MY idea.

I am Andy Rooney of Borg. Ever wonder why resistance is futile?

I am Bill of Borg. Resistance is futile. You will drop your decent OS and install mine. Stability and freedom are irrelevant. Your life, as it has been, is over. From this time forward you will service, us.

I am Alzheimer of Borg. Resistance is... is... shit. Who are you? Where am I? And why?!

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I'm not crazy! My reality is just different than yours...
XC70 AWD automatic u garaži.

Zašto ljudi naruče dupli cheeseburger, veliku porciju pomfrita i light Coca colu???

Zašto žene ne mogu staviti maskaru zatvorenih usta?

Zašto je riječ "skraćenica" tako dugačka?

Zašto moramo prvo kliknuti na "start" da bismo ugasili Windowse?

Zašto se sok od limuna pravi od umjetnih dodataka, a deterdžent za suđe s mirisom limuna od pravih limuna?

Zašto ne postoji hrana za mačke s okusom miša?

Zašto je igla koju upotrebljavaju za eutanaziju sterilna?

Sigurno ste vec čuli za neuništive crne kutije u avionima... Zašto ne proizvedu čitav avion od takvog materijala?

Zašto piloti kamikaze nose kacige?

Kad zadaviš štrumpfa, kakvu boju on tad poprimi?

Kako table s natpisom "Zabranjeno je gaziti travu" dospiju na sredinu travnjaka?

Što je to čovjek pokušavao uraditi onog trenutka kad je otkrio da krava daje mlijeko?

Ako je riječ u rječniku nepravilno napisana, kako ćemo to primijetiti?

Zašto Noa nije zgnječio onaj par komaraca?

Da li i radnici u 'Liptonu ice tea' imaju pauzu za kavu?

Zašto se "odvojeni" pise jednom riječju, a "svi zajedno" s dvije odvojene?

Zašto prodavaonice otvorene 24 sata na dan imaju brave i lokote?

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I'm not crazy! My reality is just different than yours...
XC70 AWD automatic u garaži.

Kada je Bog stvarao svijet, odlučio je svakom narodu podariti dvije vrline. Tako su Švicarci postali precizni i poslušni. Japanci radišni i strpljivi. Talijani veseli i romantični. Španjolci temperamentni i ritmični.

Kada je došao do Hrvata, Bog reće anđjelu: - "Hrvati ce biti pametni, dobri ljudi i hadezeovci!"

Nakon završenog posla, pita anđjeo: - "Bože, svima si dao dvije vrline samo Hrvatima tri. Zar neće tako biti nadmoćniji od svih drugih naroda?"
Bog reče: - "Hmm, imaš pravo, ali kako se Bogom dane vrline ne mogu naknadno ukidati, Hrvati će ih imati sve tri, ali svaki Hrvat moze imati kao i drugi samo po dvije osobine":

Tko je dobar i hadezeovac ne može biti pametan.
Tko je pametan i hadezeovac ne može biti dobra osoba.
Tko je dobar i pametan ne može biti hadezeovac.

I bi riječ božja !

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I'm not crazy! My reality is just different than yours...
XC70 AWD automatic u garaži.

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Kad već mora biti onda nek bude Volvo

Kako zovu atletičare u Africi ???

..... FAST FOOD .....

Mujo se napalio na tajnicu na poslu, ali je ova imala decka.
Jednog dana rece njoj Mujo: - "Dat cu ti 3.000 kn ako mi das da te..."

Veli ona: - "Nema sanse!"
Kaze njoj Mujo: - "Bit cu brz, bacit cu novce na pod. Ti se sagnes i ja cu biti gotov dok ih ti podignes."

Kaze ona:- "Hmmm...moram pitat decka."

Zovne tajnica decka, a on joj kaze:
- "Pitaj ga za 5000kn, i pokupi brzo novce. Tako on nece stici ni hlace skinuti."

Sat vremena kasnije, decko zove tajnicu: - "Sto je bilo ?"

Kaze ona: - "Gad mi je platio u kovanicama!!"

Tangice na 6 jezika:

Slovaki: spagičku na prdičku.
Srbi:Uzice preko guzice.
Makedonci: Kanapče na supče.
Črnogorci: Sirota u oca ni za gače nema novca.
Bosanc pa zapjeva:
Moja mala nosi gače skupe,
da pokrije obadvije rupe.
Na gaćama pokazuje čipka,
dokle cura smije da se pipka.

Slovenc pa:
Eno špago, tanko, fino,
čez analno odprtino,
kos blaga al zmrzovalna skrina,
sam da skrita je vagina.

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I'm not crazy! My reality is just different than yours...
XC70 AWD automatic u garaži.

A i ime agencije je orginalno. Pola na engleskom pola na...... njihovom jeziku

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V70R 299 HP 7/2013 -
V70 2.4 170HP 12/2011 - 7/2013
V40D 115HP 11/2004 - 12/2011

Dječarac ulazi u spavaću sobu svojih staraca i vidi ih u akciji. Otac se
nasmije i baci jastuk na maloga. Za par minuta odluči potražiti klinju
da porazgovara s njime o 'incidentu'. Iz dječje sobe dopiru čudni
zvukovi, tata otvara vrata, kad tamo mali guzi baku. Mali ga vidi kako
stoji na vratima i kaže mu:
''Više nije tako smiješno kad ja jebem tvoju
mamu, je li?''

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"Svi imaju pravo na mišljenje i svi ga imaju pravo izreći, ali ako iznosite mišljenje o temi o kojoj pojma nemate, onda dozvolite i drugima, koji o tome nešto znaju da vam kažu da ste budala."

Krepah od smijeha

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I'm not crazy! My reality is just different than yours...
XC70 AWD automatic u garaži.

Dooobbaaaaaaaarr

Samo fali recepcionarka

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Dao mi BEAN za kavicu,



Placam svima kavu,ako uspijem naci mjenacnicu da mi to zamjeni

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