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Autor/ica: | mario2hr [ sub lip 14, 2014 5:27 pm ] |
Naslov: | malo šale na vlastiti racun nije na odmet |
Q: What's the difference between a Volvo and the principal's office? A: It's less embarrassing if your friends see you leaving the principal's office. Q: Why do they put sidewalks beside most streets and highways? A: So Volvo owners have a safe place to walk home. Q: What's the difference between a Volvo and a Porcupine? A: When it comes to a Volvo, the prick is on the inside. Q: Why do they fit ABS braking systems to the latest Volvos? A: So the driver can stop quicker to pick up the fallen off parts. Q: How do you make a Volvo go faster downhill? A: Turn off the engine. Q: What is the difference between a Volvo and a shopping trolley? A: A shopping trolley is much easier to push. Q: Why are the latest Volvos so aerodynamically designed? A: It improves the Chevy towe truck's fuel consumption. Q: What is the aim of a Volvo project car? A: An attempt to keep their car running. Q: What is the difference between a Volvo and a tampon? A: A tampon comes with it's own tow rope. Q: Why are Volvo dealers giving away a dog with each Volvo sold? A: So the owner has a companion to walk home with. Q: How do you double the value of a Volvo Icon? A: Full the tank with petrol. Q: What did the Toyota say to the Volvo? A: Would you like a tow home? Q: What do you call a Volvo at the top of a Hill? A: A Miracle. Q: What do you call two Volvos at the top of a hill? A: A mirage. Q: What do you call a Volvo with dual exhausts? A: A wheelbarrow Q: What is the Volvo owner's most ardent wish? A: To buy a car. Q: What do you call a Volvo with a seat belt? A: A rucksack. |
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