Q: What's the difference between a Volvo and the principal's office?
A: It's less embarrassing if your friends see you leaving the principal's office.

Q: Why do they put sidewalks beside most streets and highways?
A: So Volvo owners have a safe place to walk home.

Q: What's the difference between a Volvo and a Porcupine?
A: When it comes to a Volvo, the prick is on the inside.

Q: Why do they fit ABS braking systems to the latest Volvos?
A: So the driver can stop quicker to pick up the fallen off parts.

Q: How do you make a Volvo go faster downhill?
A: Turn off the engine.

Q: What is the difference between a Volvo and a shopping trolley?
A: A shopping trolley is much easier to push.

Q: Why are the latest Volvos so aerodynamically designed?
A: It improves the Chevy towe truck's fuel consumption.

Q: What is the aim of a Volvo project car?
A: An attempt to keep their car running.

Q: What is the difference between a Volvo and a tampon?
A: A tampon comes with it's own tow rope.

Q: Why are Volvo dealers giving away a dog with each Volvo sold?
A: So the owner has a companion to walk home with.

Q: How do you double the value of a Volvo Icon?
A: Full the tank with petrol.

Q: What did the Toyota say to the Volvo?
A: Would you like a tow home?

Q: What do you call a Volvo at the top of a Hill?
A: A Miracle.

Q: What do you call two Volvos at the top of a hill?
A: A mirage.

Q: What do you call a Volvo with dual exhausts?
A: A wheelbarrow

Q: What is the Volvo owner's most ardent wish?
A: To buy a car.

Q: What do you call a Volvo with a seat belt?
A: A rucksack.